August 2012
57 posts
jasmine-blu:
toxic-ponies:
friendly reminder taylor swift and adele are the same age and one of them is married and pregnant while the other is still mentally stuck in middle school
omg
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
Generation Y.
Receptionist: Don't you feel like your generation is just lazy?
Me: Lazy? I'd say apathetic.
Receptionist: Isn't it the same?
Me: No. My generation is criticized and toiled with, and I don't see why not - just turn on the TV and watch what they're feeding us. But my generation is not lazy. My generation fought in Iraq and Afghanistan. My generation fought for womens rights in a fury that hadn't been seen since the 19th Amendment. My generation got our first black President elected. My generation fought for Gay rights for the first time in American history. And with all that, we are apathetic, and that's because things aren't going to be better for us down the road. We are the first generation expected to make less than our parents. We are the first generation to see America lost its status as a super power. We've lived through the worst economic times since the Great Depression, and are forced to take out thousands of dollars in student loans at the same time, all while our college degrees slowly turn into a highschool diploma. We've done plenty, and expect nothing. So no, I wouldn't say we're lazy, just apathetic.
You know,
I think I’m just gonna let go of my highschool friends. Not in the, “i hate them i don’t wanna talk to them way”. But just because we’re all busy. I’m not gonna force them or guilt them into hanging out with me, but if they ever wanna catch up, and I’m not busy, I’ll be all for it. But i can’t keep forcing a friendship knowing our lives are going on two separate paths
Although i will admit, i...
lyssalovescookies:
in 8th grade we thought it would be funny to scare our algebra teacher so when she was writing on the board we all put on dora masks and when she turned around she screamed
lyssalovescookies:
in 8th grade we thought it would be funny to scare our algebra teacher so when she was writing on the board we all put on dora masks and when she turned around she screamed
I've known you for years.
I can see right through that facade.
Maybe,
If you took the time to actually listen to me, you’d know that i wasn’t trying to stop being your friend.
Anonymous asked: Stoop to it
i would stoop to a whole new level, but let me salvage some of my dignity.
Everything just seemed so mehh today. I asked like, 6 people to hang out and they were all busy. Well, one said they could hang out after they ate lunch. So i called them at three, and they had just gone out. And after that, i never heard back from them. Then my parents got in a fight so i went upstairs, and was gonna go to a friends house when they were done, but by the time they finished, i had...
You know
I kinda wanna ask you about dallas and everything, but i feel like you’ve been talking to her and only know her side so i feel like you’re gonna be mean to me -__-
You're seriously gonna be that childish
And unfollow me on twitter? What’re tying to do, purge me from your life? Whilst you stay friends with HER?! She felt the exact same as me, but just didn’t care enough to say it!
But whatever man, for what it’s worth, good luck at college.
Let’s play "Have you ever?". You ask me and I have...
Conversations with my boo (a bit explicit)
*cuddling after fornicating*
Me: so which position did you like the best?
Him: when i was laying like this and you was sucking my Dick
Me: -__-
aroihkin:
freyjas:
the-vashta-nerada:
i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
WELL FUCK YOU
MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
what if we have tho
what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids
what...
You're such a dumb greedy bitch.
If your car was at a little over half a tank when i got in, and you had to fill it up before it was on empty using $13 which brought it up to almost half a tank, then i only really owe you like, $18 right? Then i give you $30 to be a good person. And your words to me are, “this isn’t even a full tank! ” wow bitch, well i don’t owe you a full tank. But whatever. I’ll...
Obviously
I just need to let go, let god and accept people for who they are and how they treat me. I can’t change people, i can’t change their actions, but i can change how i react. So if they want to take me for granted, or treat me like crap, i just gotta accept it. If they’re a bad friend, I’ll still be a good one. ‘cause in the end, i have to be able to live with my...
I don't wanna doing melodramatic
But i feel as though my life is going through this drastic change and i have no say in the outcome.
Anonymous asked: grow up
Why in the world,
Would you “like” that? Is that you agreeing with the advice or sumthin.
That awkward moment when.
You think a friend wants to hang out with you ‘cause you’re in a bad mood but you realize it’s just ‘cause they have nothing better to do.
That awkward moment when.
You’re really sad and you realize you have no friends to care…
I guess I’ll clean my room then go to sleep.
I think I’m going to IKEA tomorrow.
ughh, it feels weird to make long text posts about my life when no one else on here does.
-__-
SMH at my boyfriend's advice.
But it’s more than anyone else has given me.
So lately, I’ve been kind of bothered just because of three occurences that happened back-to-back-to-back.
Lately, my friends that are still in higschool have been having hangouts and shit. And when I questioned why I’m not included anymore, I was told it was because I’m not in highschool anymore. Like, what is that? I never...
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mum: He's black
Me:
Mum:
Me:
Mum:
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my god
No one actually blogs anymore.
What do i expect? It always returns to the same shit. Nobody cares. I’m off to bed ‘cause I’m just putting myself in a fowl mood..and now that i think about it, i actually am tired. Hopefully i wake up tomorrow refreshed and happy.
That awkward moment
When you can’t tell if someone is ignoring you, or your phone is messing up. -__-
I mean,
I guess it’s whatever. Fuck me in the ass for even trying. Why do i even bother.
But i mean, Naw, it’s cool, I’m just the bitchy ex best friend that doesn’t get invited. i understand
Sighhh, after a stressful day at work, that’s the last thing i wanted to see. Whatevvs. Somehow, it’ll get reflected that it’s my fault.
either i
dont have enough followers to get hate
or i
am perfect and therefore yall dont have anything to complain about
sc1entist:
Remember when tumblr was more than a place for pretty pictures
When your blog would be about your life and shit like that
REMEMBER
WHEN
Whatevvs.
Get the fuck over yourself. Not everything is about you. We aren’t even talking about you.
Oh, but you were. Either that, or Anna was lying. And I hope that she had fun texting that for you.
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ughhh..
I don’t even know you anymore. Like, real talk. Ughhh. Like, are you even my friend anymore? ‘cause it sure as hell doesn’t seem like it. Everytime we hang out, you’re constantly irritated by me and cranky as fuck. And it’s only with me. No one else. So if I’m really bothersome, why the hell are you even sticking around. Oh wait, It’s ‘cause I keep...
