August 2012
57 posts
Anonymous asked: You're so Raven.
July 2012
105 posts
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Cosmo sex tip #199
necroliate:
Act younger than you are. Pretending to be younger can spice things up in the bedroom.
Start making out and undressing to get in the mood, but when your partner is about to penetrate, push him off and yell, “NO! NOT AGAIN!! YOU WON’T DO WHAT DADDY DID!!”
fuck you bitch.
you make everything so complicated and ever since you walked into his life, you’ve caused me nothing but stress. i know you’re a bad person since you’re trying to get all up on his tip when you know he has a girlfriend. NO, he will not go to the fucking river with you so you can show off your perfect cheerleader body. ughhh, i just want to drive myself to hondo and give you a...
I honestly don't get you.
You just told me like, two weeks ago not to be “threatened” by your friendship with anybody else,(and honestly, I’m really not) and that you aren’t with any of my friends. Then, I get closer to someone and you shut down and get irritated with both of us. You don’t even say anything to us when you’re actually with us. Idk, if you feel like this ‘cause yall...
RPOTD
today was a good day. I worked hella early, but then picked up my boo. We went on a double date with Cristy and Michael.
Then, just me and Jaime saw ted.
Then, chilled at my house and met up with Vicky and ihop.
Then, hooked up with Anna and we all went to drop off James. I’m glad Vicky and Anna were there ‘cause i always get sad when i have to say bye to James since I’m...
I. WANT. THESE.
crosbylsma87:
FREAKING WINE GLASSES WITH THE PITCH LEVELS MARKED I WANT THEM
i need these since i got the magic touch.
Anonymously message me (1) thing you want to know...
spontane0uscombustion:
kissing is so weird why lips like what if we just rubbed our elbows together humans are so weird
I’VE SAID THIS BEFORE!!!!
Anonymous asked: how are you and James? :)
I wish I could get some interesting anons..
annaisasian:
but alas, it never happens.
so i got this new update for my phone, and it completely sucks ass. The layout is all different, and not user friendly. and i either don’t the get the notification for a text anymore, or don’t get the text period. this really blowss.
nonayadasgay:
dummkopfs:
obama means family
and family means everyone gets free healthcare
Roflmao!
So I’m really stoked for college. I mean, of course for the obvious reasons, but the one that’s predominant for my mood right now is just ‘cause I want to go to class/school. I want to get homework and tests again. I want to be a nerd and prove to myself that I’m gonna do alright in college.
sometimes i just feel so goshdarn lonely.
you think you is sooo clever. hahh.
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I never understood
how in movies when the young teenage couple decides to have sex for the first time, it’s so beautiful and lovely, and pleasurable. But that shit don’t exists. the first time the young teenage couples decides to have sex, the girl is bawling like a baby ‘cause that shit hurts!
Guess what!
I’m already really good at my job! (:
You know what i'm thankful for?
I might be chunky, but at least I have boobs. And its not like the, “i’m fat so I have boobs ‘cause its just more of my fat” boobs. Its actual boobs. Lol. Sorry for the random vulgar thought. Its just ‘cause I saw a picture of someone with my body type.
Idk why, but i’ve acquired this taste for coffee. Like, i’ve always liked coffee, but now I like black coffee. not that cream flooded coffee from McDonalds or Starbucks. Its weird. I feel like i’m aging.
Finally got my tickets for the Batman movie marathon at the Alamo Cinema Drafthouse. This shizzz better be good, tmms.
Off to my first day of work!
I’m kinda nervous.
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“What better way to share my private thoughts than broadcast them on the...”
– Easy A
cosmo tip #286
epsilonred714:
expertcosmotips:
take ur sexy striptease a step further by peeling all ur flesh off
#he thinks ur fat anyway this will help
well that was interesting.
Mmmkay pumpkin,
You don’t gotta worry about your boyfriend being friends with your enemy anymore. (:
When the least someone can do is give you a response, and they can’t even do that.
My gut is telling me not to trust you. And you know what they say about trusting your gut feeling… So I should probably stop telling you intimate secrets and personal information.
