instagrampa: how to excite a large crowd of white people: play don’t stop believin’ by journey
I wanna marry you. I wanna have kids with you. I wanna build us a house. I wanna...– Derek Shepherd - ‘The Heart of the Matter’ (via greys-anatomy-quotes)
Reblog if you want "have/would you ever" asks.
I hate it when i’m laying down, and my dog decides he wants to lay down with me. On my pillow. Right next to my head. With his butt in my face.
mcdammit: i put the ‘semen’ in ‘amusement’
I'm not in the best of moods so...
Its kind frustrating how i’m so quick to defend any of my friends. When I here people talk crap about one if my friends for going back to her ex, I set them straight, or when I hear people trash talk another friend ‘cause her and her boyfriend are “too lovey dovey”, I shut them up. Yet when any of my friends hear shit about me, they just let it happen. Like what is that? I...
James wouldn’t let me rest my head on him ‘cause I have a huge ass pimple from hell on my forehead and he thought it was gonna pop on him like in that movie, Osmosis Jones.
Mandated paid maternity leave in countries around... →
stfuconservatives: other-stuff: Afghanistan 90 days Algeria 14 weeks Angola 90 days Argentina 90 days Australia None Austria 16 weeks Bahamas, The 8 weeks Bahrain 45 days Bangladesh 12 weeks Barbados 12 weeks Belarus 126 days Belgium 15 weeks Belize 12 weeks Benin 14 weeks Bolivia 60 days Botswana 12 weeks Brazil 120 days Bulgaria 120-180 days Burkina Faso 14 weeks Burma 12 weeks Burundi 12...
did-yuo-kno: did-you-kno: ok so there’s this blog with an almost similar url to this blog and is posting all kinds of crap. whoever’s seen it please ignore it and check before reblogging/following .. and this is for that dumb blog and her salad Lol
here at vicky’s house putting my sweaty feet on her bed. hyperhydrosis FTW
The band program
Never fails to surprise me. Screen shot this and give it to the band directors if you want you two faced poop head. But it is seriously skewed. I would use some other words. But obviously I or anyone in the band program who you don’t like or who is a threat to you no longer has first amendment rights through tumblr. Thanks for that.
I'm not really a religious person,
But i just don’t understand why God would do this to me. He put this amazing person in my life and made me feel emotions I never knew I could feel. He gave me so much hope in love and high school sweethearts and a future that could only ever be a dream. He made me believe that there was someone out there for me, and that someone was already in my life. But now, he’s complicating...
This is one of my worse nights in a while.
But after being home i really dont like to go back out– My boyfriend’s excuse for why we couldn’t hang out.
Pretty sure this is my mom’s way of getting me to lose weight.
I've been watching romantic comedies all day,
And they’ve really made me wanna kiss James today. Is that weird? -__-
I kinda wanna do a TBH on Facebook just ‘cause I’m bored, but I feel like it’d be like tumblr and I’d get nothing. Then I’d just look like a bored loser. Tmms.