big red gives you loud burps.
i hate you with ever nerve in body. and i don’t want to; not ‘cause i want to be a better person or anything- but ‘cause it takes too much energy out of me every time i see your face. i swear, i want to slap you.
When people who weigh less than you say they're...
gracepina: amouremeline: Then what am I, fucking Jupiter? yep. let’s see, when michelle U complains about her ‘pudge’; when vicky gutierrez says she needs to work out; when osiris says he feels fat; etc.
this is gonna sound slutty/bad
but honestly, at this age, what dedicated, been going out for a while couple hasn’t experimented with each other. that is; touched each other down there…
Seems like everybody's breaking up and throwing...
it seems like alot of couples are breaking up. i’ve seen like 20 on my new feed. “/ it makes me so sad actually. i mean, some couples i kind of expected it, but others i feel really bad for.
not gonna lie
it really irritates my when people always expect me to be fucking open with them and for me to tell them what’s all on my mind and how i feel and shit. and how if i don’t, they get so pissed and hurt ‘cause i’m not being open. sooooo many fuckin’ people do this. but that’s not the part that pisses me off. what pisses me off is that they can never be open with me...
do you ever just have those days, that are just...
do you honestly think i believe your shit?
that awkward moment when you try to look really...
and they don’t even show up to school
Him: i like those pieces of hair that kind of cover your face
Me: you mean bangs?
Him: i don't know what they're called but i like them.
When someone wakes me up:
hauoli-lealani: melodicresonance5: 10knotes: sixfeetundermycock: Submitted by rapplesauce Featured on 10Knotes, the 10,000 notes blog. This is pretty accurate lol I love the gif :D ohmygosh, i suck at waking up, and al my friends always laugh when they wake me up. either laugh or get frustrated. also, my hair looks like a bird’s nest when i wake up. you think your hair looks...
When I lose my parents in the grocery store:
tumblrs-funniest-posts: When I was 10 Now I just awkwardly walk around,trying not to look worried.And like pull out my phone or something Follow The Funniest Posts of Tumblr Blog ohmygosh i hate losing her! she always walks off when i’m looking at something. -__-
When you search for gay-related topics on Google,...
type in lesbian, or homosexual.
anatomyofanoxford-deactivated20 asked: I have NO CLUE why they keep asking me that. I mean, I know I'm not the most masculine guy out there, but since when does your level of masculinity define your sexuality?
the-real-gracepina asked: 18, 19, 20!
no one ever puts crap in my ask box, and these... →
Put a number in my ask box :) I’m bored! 1 - Sexual orientation. 2 - Got any piercings/want any piercings? 3 - Got any tattoos/want any tattoos? 4 - Describe your best friend. 5 - What do you look for in a significant other? 6 - What are your fears? 7 - What are your hobbies? 8 - Craziest sexual experience. 9 - Describe yourself. 10 - Your ideal day. 11 - Pet peeves. 12 - Favorite...
I want a late night adventure. I want someone to...
ryanthelion318: I’ve done similar things before. Me and Gabby need to do this again. :P just say when and where, i’m still waiting for a sunrise viewing.
Anonymous asked: Hahahaha #8.
things that grind my gears
its hard to explain this one. buuut, i can’t stand it when you don’t necessarily argue (‘cause the person doesn’t talk back and you mighht not even be mad at them) but you get into a heated discussion with someone and you explainn all your frustration in detail and prove all your points to the person and they know you’re right, so they don’t say anything. like,...
"I'd be scared of calling 911 for anything because...
pass-semooo: fumblrtamous: stephxs: bringmeadaytopiercethehorizon: THEY PLAY THAT SHIT ON THE NEWS 40 TIMES A DAY. ALL MY FRIENDS AT THE FUNERAL ARE ALL GOING LIKE: lol who is this guy? holy fuck ^^ WHO IS THIS GUY?????? THATS MOTHER FUCKING KEVIN HART ahahahha too bad it’s dave chapel .#EPICFAIL ! how did these people not know it was chapel?! he was hilarious. too bad...
That uncontrollable feeling when you wanna punch...
tumblrs-funniest-posts: Follow The Funniest Posts of Tumblr Blog this is what i was talking about at ihop
I absolutely hate when..
soldieroflovee: People don’t call/text me back, but I see them online posting stuff on facebook, tumblr, etc. Biggest pet peeve ever! :\
Opening a present and seeing you got clothes..
when you were 7: now:
i got my first paycheck today :D
not only am i happy that its money, but i’m also happy that it’s my money. it’s money that i worked for and not money that my parents just gave me. it feels good to actually be doing something productive during my summer days instead of just sitting on my couch like i do everywhere. and on top of that, fiesta texas tomorrow! :D if you have a pass, you should go.
tumblr is being so difficult for me, so i just wanted to get this point across, and this was obviously the only way. Erin, i don’t exactly know what to say thatch make you feel better about the whole summer thing, but i do know that you’re gonna do so well at that camp. i promise. and you’ll come back to Summer band and get into the swing of things easily. ‘cause you have...
osiriscantu: When I used to stay up all night laughing with someone. I miss those late summer nights, but I guess I won’t have that this year. I juat want to have that with someone again. Instead I stay up watching netflix for hours until I fall asleep -.-
Anonymous asked: how's your summer going?
1. six flags 4. work 10. schlitterbahn 26. friends over 42. red box good movies *additionals* • stay out ‘til 4am with ryan • wii double date night • get our stuff stolen and six flags • get mega sunburn • late night blizzards at DQ
nerdy confession #3
i actually love to read during summer. i know alot of people don’t, but summer is my prime reading time(:
going to america's #1 water park tomorrow.
better known as Schlitterbahn with with family and boyfriend tomorrow :D
just a note.
if i text you saying, “can i ask you a question?” and you say yes. don’t get touchy about it, ignore then question or ask why i’m asking it, when i state my question. like i’m trying to confront you with caution so that stuff doesn’t happen. next time i’ll just mentally jump to conclusions instead of actually confronting you.
i hate it when people tell you to move on/get over...
like, sorry it really upsets me and i’m still bitching about it. if i could make it matter less to me., trust me- i would.