short list of actors who have not won an oscar:
- james dean
- johnny depp
- brad pitt
- helena bonham carter
- robert downey jr
- glenn close
- will smith
- samuel l jackson
- liam neeson
- sigourney weaver
- tom cruise
- julianne moore
- ralph fiennes
- laura linney
- ed harris
- gary oldman
now will you please for the love of christ shut up about leonardo dicaprio
Clearly they all need oscars.
10:27 pm • 4 March 2014 • 75,896 notes
My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
Oh my GOD.
Extreme dad jokes.
6:09 pm • 4 March 2014 • 150,549 notes
in 1930 the average wages were $27,481*
in 2012 the average wages were $44,321
in 1930 the average home cost $53,635*
in 2013 the average home cost $289,500
in 1930 the average car cost $8,369*
in 2013 the average car cost $31,352
but no you are probably right, it’s just twenty-somethings being lazy.
3:51 pm • 3 March 2014 • 78,670 notes
But I would walk eight hundred and four point six seven two kilometers
And I would walk eight hundred and four point six seven two kilometers more
Just to be the man who walked one thousand six hundred and nine point three four kilometers
To fall down at your door
10:07 pm • 2 March 2014 • 50,032 notes
'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus
(Source: oinkaloink, via tvanaa)
1:04 pm • 27 February 2014 • 233,600 notes
That’s not cool Tumblr and you know it, you’re basically forcing people to agree to this bullcrap.
of course they’re forcing you to agree. if you’re gonna use their services then you have to abide by their rules.
yeah, that’s why it’s called “terms of service”
because they will let you use their service if you agree to their terms
Actually. Since America doesn’t technically have an “official language” stuff like this should be offered in other languages upon request.
5:15 pm • 25 February 2014 • 45,652 notes
Finished version! Alternative protein sources poster.
11:48 pm • 21 February 2014 • 24,537 notes
i just don’t think that anyone is capable of falling in love with me. It’s my personality. I can’t be loved. i’m not a good person. i’m not someone who wakes up every morning with a smile on their face. I’m not someone who knows how to show the people that matter the most to them that they mean a lot to me. I’m just not a good person.
I”m not sure if i’ll ever be a good person. and in turn, i’m not sure if anyone will ever learn how to fall in love with me completely.
the next step i suppose is just learning how to live with it. if i can…
8:35 pm • 20 February 2014 • 1 note
IS THIS A FUCKING RAINBOW CHEESECAKE?????
I AM FUCKING MAKING THIS.
Original Video: How to Make Rainbow Cheesecake
Reblogging for future reference.
9:38 am • 18 February 2014 • 339,043 notes
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.
(Source: hiphopfightsplaque, via ohmygiro)
1:28 am • 16 February 2014 • 451,788 notes