Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.
I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.
"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"
"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"
"You think?" *Eats popcorn*
10:53 am • 22 April 2014 • 197,549 notes
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
- finding someone aesthetically pleasing
- being sexually attracted to someone
- being romantically attracted to someone
(Source: wsswatson, via daphnemjs)
9:49 pm • 20 April 2014 • 498,486 notes
does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer
so u just take ur shirt and
11:37 pm • 19 April 2014 • 87,629 notes
You have permission to eat. Even if you:
- haven’t exercised
- eaten too much yesterday
- eaten too much today
- don’t know the exact nutritional value of the meal
- have gained weight
- aren’t feeling hungry ‘enough’
- feel like you don’t deserve it
11:28 pm • 19 April 2014 • 116,764 notes
I just saw someone I knew from highschool post about losing weight. Then, i asked about their “strategy” so you’d say, and they don’t have one. Except counting calories. I’ve been gyming it up for two months and have only lost 4 pounds. THIS is why having a female body sucks. Its so much harder to lose weight. :(
11:07 pm • 18 April 2014 • 2 notes
This is a fantastic infographic!
The disadvantage of drinking cow milk
Things to be careful about! I’d definitely recommend plant milks…
Glad I have never, ever liked milk ever in my entire life.
(Source: starting-to-feel, via ohmygiro)
10:55 pm • 18 April 2014 • 59,557 notes
I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!
It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.
Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.
Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.
but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.
and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.
It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!
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11:23 pm • 16 April 2014 • 711,745 notes
And just like that.
I’ve lost another friend. Why am I not surprised?
7:17 pm • 15 April 2014
you don’t go homo or bi or trans to hell
the expression is “going straight to hell”
wake up america
10:47 pm • 4 April 2014 • 137,061 notes
A Wet Dream on Elm Street (2011)
how do you even jerk off to this
ARE THOSE VIBRATERS ON HIS FINGERS
Yo that isn’t even a cheap halloween mask. That is a full quality professional prosthetic. Also the dialogue is fucking gold. Trailer here.
1:03 pm • 2 April 2014 • 56,998 notes